This Star Trek vodka boldly goes where blah blah you get it

Space is cool. Sending stuff to space is cool. Studying space is cool. Telling stories about space is cool. And booze is pretty cool, too. So why—tell me, really—am I so thoroughly underwhelmed by the idea of Ten-Forward Vodka?

Honestly I feel the same way, it seems hacky and chringy and I ordered a couple bottles already so I’ll let you know how this homeopathic alcohol ends up tasting and if I get space cooties or not.

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