Space is cool. Sending stuff to space is cool. Studying space is cool. Telling stories about space is cool. And booze is pretty cool, too. So why—tell me, really—am I so thoroughly underwhelmed by the idea of Ten-Forward Vodka?

Honestly I feel the same way, it seems hacky and chringy and I ordered a couple bottles already so I’ll let you know how this homeopathic alcohol ends up tasting and if I get space cooties or not.